Literature
You're a Mean One, Dr. Doof
You're a mean one, Dr. Doof,
You really are a grump,
You're as pleasant as a pimple,
You're as smooth as a lump,
Dr. Doof,
You're an empty tuna can that's been thrown on the dump!
You're a monster, Dr. Doof,
You give us all a scare!
You're as kind and gentle
As a rabid polar bear,
Dr. Doof,
I wouldn't touch you with a 100-year-old dusty chair!
You're a vile one, Dr. Doof,
I'm really sure of that,
You have all the charming cuteness
Of a one-eyed vampire bat,
Dr. Doof,
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the one-eyed vampire bat!
You're a rotter, Dr. Doof,
Your plans are so monstrous,
You're wacky and you're cr